Don't dis the robe...

I have been meaning to start this blog for sometime now, and of all days this week this day is the best example of what I want this blog to be. I didn't do a god damned thing today. It was amazing, but you know in that sad, pathetic kind of way. That is the basic tone that I am trying to convey with this blog. I complain day after day that I do so much and yet in reality I really do next to nothing and it just so happens that this next to nothingness is kind of all my body can handle at the moment for some reason. Also I've never really started a blog before so what better subject to write about other than all that I do, or rather don't do all day.
So on to the laziness. This morning started with a text message from my friend Rachel at 6:37am which actually ended up being a chain text that read like pure gibberish until you stop and read the text backwards. OoooOoooOooo. I texted her back "The next time u send me a chain text at 6:37am I'm probably gonna kill u -_-" to which she responded "haha that would require kidnappin me from my gayass nightshift. which wud work out good 4 me, cuz that job sux. win!"...Fail. At 9:44am Amanda told me she will be able to go to Jay's show this weekend.
Around 10:00am or so I had thought about getting outta bed and starting a glorious busy Friday and almost within the same thought I said "Fuck it!", closed the shade on my window, got back into bed pulled my blanket over my head, and went back to sleep. At 10:12am Gina texted me to let me know that she was about to go see the new Harry Potter movie. At this point I was beginning to get a wee bit annoyed that so many people were texting me prior to the noon o'clock. Over the next few hours I flirted with the waking world here and there, but usually I would just turn over and go back to sleep. Eventually I did wake up around 1:30pm. I found that to be an adequate time to wake up and do..well...nothing. I donned my plaid pajama pants, my angry panda and cross-bones t-shirt, and my comfy bath robe and slowly made my way downstairs to do my morning(rather afternoon) business. By the way not until today had I realized it's basically impossible to sit down on a toilet whilst wearing a bath robe. I hopped in the shower and made myself all squeaky clean. I thought about putting on some real clothes and decided to stick with the lazy uniform of pj's, t-shirt, and robe. Laugh all you want it was incredibly comfortable.
When I got out of the bathroom I grabbed me a chocolate doughnut that was on the counter then wandered into the frame shop to say hello to Dad and Sarah. Stopped to think about what to eat for the first and most important meal of the day...lunch. I got me my bologna sandwich on and then headed upstairs to the darkness. I sat in my comfy chair, put my feet up, did some stuff, and season 4 of The Office. Well...at least the last two discs. After that I wandered about the house some. It's a large place so there's plenty of wandering room. Stood in the garden for a bit which proved to be quite tranquil. I moseyed my way back up to my room and checked some e-mails and various social sites to which I am a member. Read some news and movie reviews. I then booted up Sims 3 and well...that's what I did for about 5 hours straight. It is a little ironic how I push my Sim fairly hard to be responsible and progress through his career and forcing him to stop playing games on his computer which is what his real-life self was doing at the time.
After finally looking at my phone and seeing how long I had been playing the game I saved and quit. Got me some Campbell's Soup, returned my behind to the comfy chair and proceeded to watch...you guessed it! The 5th Season of The Office!!! Yes I truly am that sad.

So that's basically it. That has been my day. Tune in next time to see what I don't do! (Which actually now that I think over this weekend should prove to be less than today)

[JP]